It's been two full weeks since my blaxploitation/70s nightmare with Usher. There has been no contact save a text message conversation regarding an earring I left there floating in his bed... SMH
Just when I mentioned in passing to a friend that I hadn't heard from him, not 15 minutes after that, he called.
I did not answer.
In the past 12 hours he has called 3 times.
I have NOT answered.
And he's left the most charming messages...
"Hey baby. You ready for Daddy's cum yet?"
"I'm trying to put together a little freak fest tonight. You know I can't do it without my bottom bitch." (yep. verbatim.)
"The party can't start until I hear from my slut mama. Call Daddy."
There are no words. *wall slide*