Monday, October 7, 2013

Let Me Holla At You... Let Me Holla At You


So I wore THIS romper today and there was almost an altercation on Benning Rd between two gentlemen trying to get first, my attention and consequently, my number... 

(The pic is used as a point of reference... Lots of leg and thigh meat on display, but not raunchy.
 Say hi to my Granny and my daughters...)



I was coming out of the corner store with my Dr. Pepper and Dude number one was like hey can I talk to you... I said you ARE talking... He says can I text your phone? I said how old are you? He says 25... I say you're a little too young for me.... He then begins to plead his case...

Meanwhile, Dude number two just slides up, (looks at me) Man, I'm 47 years old. (Takes off his cap) I don't look 47 do I? (Approaches dude number one) Young dude you can't do nothing for her... You can't even buy her a cold soda! (Looks at me) Ain't that right sweetheart? 

I said, UhUh don't put me in it... 

The youngin was like you need to back back partner... The older guy was like you ain't holding me up, imma step to her soon as she turn you down... Young boy was like you mad disrespectful... Number two was all you ain't shit to disrespect mufukka! ... They were going back and forth and it was getting HEATED!

I said "ooh here's my bus."  And got on that joint. Cracking up...

So now I'm at home changing my clothes. Ain't nobody got time for that.

The crazy thing was that the older dude was way more out of line than the young guy... Who walks up to two people you don't know trying to talk to one and carry the other? He needed a hug or something!

What in the hell? 

3 comments:

  1. That's a lot of leg exposed I can understand the confusion
    MrsKiKiDawn.blogspot. Com

    ReplyDelete
  2. I think it is unfortunate in you saying, "black people" do not date. I think you should start with you and say I did not know how to date and the persons I thought i was dating did not know how to date either. Now let's take some corrective measures. Ready. Set. Go..

    ReplyDelete
  3. I think it is unfortunate in you saying, "black people" do not date. I think you should start with you and say I did not know how to date and the persons I thought i was dating did not know how to date either. Now let's take some corrective measures. Ready. Set. Go..

    ReplyDelete