Y'all heard about "cuffing season"? Apparently it's all the rage among the in-the-know Tweeters and the like. It is described as the phenomena that occurs when the weather begins to cool and the people that have been getting their whore on all summer decide that it's time to settle down and get a winter boo-thang...
I dismissed it. I really did. MISTAKE.
In the past 10 days, I have received emails, text messages, naked pics, phone calls and Voxers from no less than 8 men that I haven't heard anything from for anywhere from 6 months to over a year. All on some old "I need to see you" mantra... It is almost like something from one of those Twilight Zone episodes. In my mind I see them crawling out of fresh graves, staggering to my doorstep.
I mean really... What is it about me that says "Hey dude that I had a few conversations/a drink/an interesting online chat with X amount of months ago. Please contact me and attempt to pick up exactly where you left off with zero amount of interest from me."??? It's kinda insane. No. Scratch that. It's totally insane.
i have the most ridiculous tales of "dating" folks. i use quotes because i've found, as a rule, black people don't date... we kick it, hang out, get bunned up, fuck, smash, have a boo, a shorty, or a jumpoff but WE DON'T DATE. we don't know how. as a late-30-something black woman, most of my adult life i have been sans boyfriend and not dating. though i was definitely meeting partners, having sexual relationships and going out. this blog shall tell my stories.
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That cartoon! LOL!
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